proof that some women have absolutely no taste

What drew her to him? The bone in his nose? The purple hair? The bald place he shaved on top? The fat guy tattooed on his stomach?

From his MySpace profile: "I'm very much into the Parnanormal, Incas, Mayans, Aztecs, Ancient Egypt, Tibet, European Supermen, and any other left over cultures of Atlantis.. History, Anthropology, Archeology, Philosophy.. I'm enthralled with snowboarding, casting spells, time travelling, photography, graphic design, archery, battling authority, homebrewing, toys, Dungeons & Dragons... Si, habla de espanol! I live on a two acre PUnk Rawk ranch and I have punk-rock shows in my barn."

And he's 5'5". Be still my heart.